Celty: Somethings wrong?
Shinra: Oh no! Your cooking is just avant-garde! Just like you!
Celty: That’s not a compliment!
Celty: I get it. I screwed up!
Celty: Don’t force yourself!
Shinra: I’m not forcing myself. It’s so good.
Celty: I SAID DON’T EAT IT!!!
*creates floating black bubble of food disposal*
"You’d think now that you know I’m a writer, my opinion that you have no talent would carry more weight. But no, not you. You’d rather get on stage and infect everyone with your banal poetry."
this deserves 20 billion notes I am at a loss for words it’s so amazing and perfect and realistic and exactly how they’d be
I think every single person who is on tumblr should at least like this bcs this is so beautiful.
Base By: Jahrenesis